Excerpt from a IM conversation, we were discussing a group of folks in NYC who pretend to be Jedi and practice Light Saber dueling.
Me: i mean ok i admit if someone had a class on light saber dueling I would take it but still
DS: If I had a light saber that'd mean I'd have force powers....and that'd mean really wouldn't be here at work
DS: ...otherwise I'd have to force choke a professor.
DS: "I find your lack of technology....disturbing".
DS: Damnit...I want force powers now.