This is why I will always bow down and worship the comic genius that is Dan
"What, are you just not reading the right books (and burning the wrong
ones)? The UN is taking over the world and implanting RFID's in all
the chosen. They are putting fluoride in the water to poison our
precious bodily fluids!"
This all stems from a discussion about what the ESRB rating for a game that allows "troops in combat and wield modern military weaponry throughout the game world." , "Recover ancient scriptures and witness spectacular Angelic and Demonic activity as a direct consequence of your choices." , and of course "Play multiplayer games as Tribulation Force or the AntiChrist's Global Community Peacekeepers with up to eight players via LAN or over the internet!". This of course is not the latest game from Rock star nope its the Left Behind Game