The Devil Duck

This is why I will always bow down and worship the comic genius that is Dan

"What, are you just not reading the right books (and burning the wrong
ones)? The UN is taking over the world and implanting RFID's in all
the chosen. They are putting fluoride in the water to poison our
precious bodily fluids!"

This all stems from a discussion about what the ESRB rating for a game that allows "troops in combat and wield modern military weaponry throughout the game world." , "Recover ancient scriptures and witness spectacular Angelic and Demonic activity as a direct consequence of your choices." , and of course "Play multiplayer games as Tribulation Force or the AntiChrist's Global Community Peacekeepers with up to eight players via LAN or over the internet!". This of course is not the latest game from Rock star nope its the Left Behind Game

In my opinion your much more valuable then level 60. - JS

So I added a new sign to the gallery. It was posted in front of a pawn shop next to one of my favorite Italian restaurants in Dallas. Thanks to HeyDan for pointing it out.

Oh god we need to ban paste because some kids might ingest it. Ohh I know lets ban Science Fairs because one kid might not win and would feel depressed that his plant he killed off feeding it coke instead of water didn't merit a award. Ohhh wait better yet lets just ban school all together seal our precious little indigo children up in big inflated balls and let them explore their own world free from the influence or distractions of the outside world...ya that's the ticket!

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2006-06-26-recess-bans_x.htm?csp=34

For fucks sakes kids are supposed to get hurt, it reminds them that running into some thing is bad. Kids are supposed to fail it teaches them how to fail with dignity and honor and how to work harder to succeed. Hell kids should be allowed to eat paste...cause its tasty!

So really is it bad to make lucky charms jokes while your girlfriend is studying for a biology test in a class taught by a Irishman. It probably is because that's all she's going to think of when ever he speaks now.

We have a new boss here at work, things are changing and she wanted to make a point. This appeared on the back of the outline of changes.

"It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory." - W(illiam) Edwards Deming

don't know about my coworkers but I got the point.