June 26, 2009

Sigh

I've been reading everything for the new G.I. Joe movie.

All i can say is my inner child is off crying in a corner hugging his HISS tank.

November 24, 2008

Rant/Contest of the Day

So I amused myself after reading this article about the war on Thanksgiving now being waged by the Eco minded green painted tree huggers. Its not bad enough that Turkey dinners are Genocide to the Turkeys, but now they want to know what the carbon foot print is of your dinner.

So I amused myself by making a status message for myself that read

My "carbon foot print" is shaped like a combat boot.

I was immediately sent this by my good friend and cohort Dave

My carbon footprint is shaped like the caged baby seals I imported in a Hummer H3 straight from Alaska."

Whats your carbon foot print shaped like?

November 18, 2008

QOD

"I heard Amsterdam is outlawing psychedelic mushrooms too" - LW

"Man that's really gonna screw up the Bolognese" - PH

Yes after many years of improv classes the filters do just naturally wither and die

October 1, 2008

God bless scientists

"We should teach students 21st-century science, not some watered-down version with phony arguments that nonscientists disingenuously call 'weaknesses,' " said Sahotra Sarkar, a professor of integrative biology at UT. "Calling 'intelligent design' arguments a weakness of evolution is like calling alchemy a weakness of chemistry, or astrology a weakness of astronomy."

The full story

And a related IM conversation about said article.

uh yeah.... boot to the head to anyone who thinks that intelligent design should be taught in public high schools as a weakness to evolution - LW

I'm sorry god did not put a bunch of fossils in rocks randomly as a way to keep us occupied and surprised. - LW

its like Easter! - PH

heheh yes its the fossil bunny, he hops around after God putting fake fossils in rocks that God points to so we puny little humans can dig them up and keep our selves occupied wondering why they were there - LW

April 18, 2008

Where every body knows your name...

"Ya, this is the guy with the bottle a week habit" - Store Clerk

Even more amusing when its a gun store.